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Sunday, March 22, 2026·Est. 2026
Vol. I, No. 81·
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This Week’s Exposé

SCHOOL REPORT

Emmanuel Macron: Term Report for the Republic's Overeager Prefect

March 15, 2026
Caricature of a man in a suit holding a report card with red Xs and a few gold stars. His suit has various badges, and he has an exaggerated expression.

Our teacherly 'Weekly Expose' reviews Emmanuel Macron’s global report card: all nuclear umbrellas, class tributes, and half-finished sanctions homework. Once again, France’s eager prefect demonstrates why effort and enthusiasm don’t always add up to actual achievement.

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Past Exposes

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    EXIT INTERVIEW

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    Mar 8, 2026
  • Peter Mandelson: The Sad Passing of a Reputation Once Thought Immortal

    OBITUARY

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    Mar 1, 2026
  • Form Teacher’s Nightmare: The Starmer End-of-Term Report Lodged Firmly in Detention

    SCHOOL REPORT

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    Feb 22, 2026
  • Jeffrey Epstein’s Reputation: Death Announced, No Funeral Planned

    OBITUARY

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    Feb 18, 2026
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