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Our teacherly 'Weekly Expose' reviews Emmanuel Macron’s global report card: all nuclear umbrellas, class tributes, and half-finished sanctions homework. Once again, France’s eager prefect demonstrates why effort and enthusiasm don’t always add up to actual achievement.
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JP sees Liverpool's set-piece success as a testament to clever coaching, while Eamonn argues it's all about player execution. Noel, as always, waits for the right moment to strike.
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In a stunning turn of events, the small town of Cluckingshire has elected a local pigeon as its honorary mayor after an impromptu debate performance that left the audience cooing with admiration. The feathered candidate reportedly outmaneuvered a seasoned political veteran by deftly avoiding difficult questions and maintaining steady eye contact. While controversial, the decision has been lauded as a triumph of avian charisma over traditional political fowl play.
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